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Oct 24, 2012 20:56:13 GMT -5
Post by annie on Oct 24, 2012 20:56:13 GMT -5
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Oct 24, 2012 20:57:00 GMT -5
Post by annie on Oct 24, 2012 20:57:00 GMT -5
THERE ARE NO ASIAN EYES ON THAT THING UGH RACIST HERO CREATOR.
Also there are no shirts similar to this one...
Whip because kinky, dragon because Asian. The end.
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Oct 24, 2012 23:22:40 GMT -5
Post by gregory on Oct 24, 2012 23:22:40 GMT -5
OMFG AMAZING HERO <3
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Oct 25, 2012 0:25:13 GMT -5
Post by annie on Oct 25, 2012 0:25:13 GMT -5
Why thank you <3
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Oct 29, 2012 18:28:21 GMT -5
Post by annie on Oct 29, 2012 18:28:21 GMT -5
So guys. I'm in deep shit.
But I'll just fry some rice later to get myself out of it, no worries.
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Oct 29, 2012 18:39:24 GMT -5
Post by annie on Oct 29, 2012 18:39:24 GMT -5
Okay, so basically, here's everything in my game in a quick summary.
I came in, made an f3 with Ingrid and Ray, targetted Graham bc ew. Well, then Ray disappeared and Ingrid barely talks at all and when she does she's fucking boring, so I became closest to Kyle and Emily, but then of course Kyle decides to disappear too, even though he still voted....what even idk ok. So then I was super close with Emily bc she was all I had left right right ok.
So then we come together and Faith and I are like ILY LET US MAKE BABIES and Taylor is like I'mma be online all the damn time but never answer bc who answers IMs or talks in a social game who does that no one ok. So then when he seldomly does answer he's like loool bro im high yolo, and I'm just like okay I have better things to do than smoke maryjane with you like eat lo mein and shit, and then there is Henry who I didn't even know existed until we did that challenge together because I was like LOL MEXICAN HI HOW U IS BE WE ARE CULTURAL TWINS WE SHOULD TOTES WORK TOGETHER except I didn't really say that bc I don't like him honestly I only like Emily and Faith.
Then we merge and well I like Wendy and Quinn and Chad and Zoe and basically I love all the bad bitches and I wanna work them right, so I knew the votes were going on Faith and Peter or Chad because everyone told me what was going on, and I played stupid to everyone, so everyone filled me in on everything. Well then Faith is like I AM JESUS LISTEN TO ME MY LOWLY FOLLOWERS LET US VOTE CHAD BECAUSE MURPHY LIKES HIM O M G OKAY O M G. So of course the vote is changed to Chad but I had promised him I wouldn't vote him, because earlier in the round it was him OR Peter and I was hoping we'd just take out the other asian because ew he is ugly and needs to not exist please, but sadly Faith controls the good tribe because really she is the messiah and Wendy is the antichrist and personally I prefer Wendy bc she is much more fun and loving of her people, which is really ironic tbh but whatevs. So I wouldn't vote Chad bc I promised and then I was so so smart and told Wendy how Faith was not doing anything except talk shit to her so really Faith wasn't a threat at all, so they changed their votes to the physical dominator Emily but NO I CANNOT VOTE HER EITHER BC SHE IS MY FAVORITE VENTUS OK.
So then really conflicted what do I do eek so instead I vote Peter because ugly asians deserve to rot in ugly asian hell and never eat lo mein or eggrolls again except the tofu kind because who even eats tofu HA SUCKS BITCH OKAY. SUCKS TO SUCK. Okay.
So then it ties right and now I have to vote for either my favorite original tribe mate who has been the sole reason I'm still here bc of her challenge dominance tbh or either by gay baby bc honestly Chad is <3 and I love him ok he's so coot but ugh what even do I do.
Well I talked to Quinn a lot and we decided to do Chad because she wants to see her bitches squirm, and I figured we can be those flipflopper bitches that go back and forth taking out threats or whatever. Also Faith wants a Quinn/Annie f3 but ew that's too many whores for me, tbh I'd prefer me, Wendy, and Ingrid because Ingrid is that sucky bitch and Wendy is actually a threat and I love talking to her and if I actually beat her that'd be like super asian underdog comeback forever.
And now I am voting Chad even though I would much rather a good member go but I cannot vote Emily yet, she does not deserve 12th. Ugh. Why couldn't evil have gone for Hengrid. Fuck's sake.
Okay that is my game in a (notso) short summary. My rice is catching on fire so gtg
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Oct 30, 2012 3:23:00 GMT -5
Post by John on Oct 30, 2012 3:23:00 GMT -5
this is the most hilarious summary so far. anniegoddess <3
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Oct 30, 2012 13:09:07 GMT -5
Post by michael on Oct 30, 2012 13:09:07 GMT -5
Annie <3333333333333333333
Love your summary
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Oct 30, 2012 13:22:43 GMT -5
Post by annie on Oct 30, 2012 13:22:43 GMT -5
I'm flawless right hokayyy.
Okay so, if the ep title is mine, you MISSED THE WORDS UGLY AND ASIAN. Rot in UGLY ASIAN Hell. I guess I'll accept your not plagiarizing though.
So final 5 Faith/Quinn/Emily/Ingrid/me. Faith says Ingrid goes 5th and I can choose 4th place. But that's not exciting. Zoe proposed I help them vote out Quinn, which would be fun, and I clearly care more about fun than wellbeing. I also love Wendy.
So we'll see.
Bitches.
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Nov 9, 2012 17:27:49 GMT -5
Post by annie on Nov 9, 2012 17:27:49 GMT -5
So I can't do the puzzles. My java is being a dick and won't open them. YAY NOT SAFE TONIGHT. Not that I would be. I'm like the weakest bitch here. I'm the Peih Gee of this game, only I'm important and vital and not a whiny ass loser. I'm the best asian since Brenda Lowe. Not gonna even pretend I'm as good as her. Luckily I had no ghetto black woman to fuck up everything and THEN QUIT A ROUND LATER AFTER SHE FUCKED UP MY CHANCES TO WIN. FUCK YOU NAONKA.
Not that that matters. What does matter is that Faith is a fucking idiot. Why the absolute hell would she even do that shit during Zoe's judgement? God, she was barely here so we couldn't tell her that plan was not gonna work when I found out Henry was playing his idol, and then she fusses at us like we double crossed her AND tells Henry that she wants him out. Now he knows that Faith x Wendy are together, which should have been fucking obvious to everyone that they would be. They clearly don't hate each other that much. They are together because no one would expect them to be. Fucking idiots.
Meanwhile, Emily is my number 1 ally. I'm sticking with her to the end. Not gonna bring Wendy to the end anymore because she'd win and why would I do that, I think Emily is most deserving to win. Or me but I'm clearly not the favorite of the crowd when I haven't talked to Taylor or Ingrid in four rounds. Whatever.
Now that Faith had her little outburst (lol not like none of those have happened before, right?) Henry x Taylor x Ingrid x Murphy want her out BAD. And that's 4 vs 4. And I'm not voting out Faith because I promised I wouldn't and I'm supposed to be from the good tribe so I'm gonna fucking stay in character... for now. Maybe I'll be convinced otherwise. Faith is a social threat kinda sometimes not really at all she's just crazy but I don't think she'll win the game like that. That'd be like Abi in Phillipines winning. Who the fuck would do that.
Faith and Wendy will be voting Henry (or Taylor if it comes to it.) Emily and I are then set up with either tying Faith or sending her home or convincing someone else to not vote her out, which is unlikely since the other four have NO PERSONALITY WHATSOFUCKINGEVER. Like seriously. Die in a fire bitches. I can't talk to you if your entire conversation is "lol. hi. lol. thats cool. lol. so what are you doing. lol cool. lol. ok bye." You're much more useful in a fire where your ashes will litter the ground and be recycled by mother nature or someshit, I slept through biology and chemistry and biochemistry and my last abortion, so why do I care.
All I know is if Faith is out, we are a bit screwed unless Wendy can secure Murphy back over here, or if we switch to Ingrid/Henry/Taylor side and take out them. But really, Emily and I would be so dead if we were with that threesome, so what would compel us to do that? Nothing.
This is a very trying round to be frank.
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Nov 11, 2012 1:02:52 GMT -5
Post by annie on Nov 11, 2012 1:02:52 GMT -5
hellohellio c=cabn yu here me o cab ve yuior cgina dlol uf yup wana se em efall
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Nov 11, 2012 1:06:11 GMT -5
Post by annie on Nov 11, 2012 1:06:11 GMT -5
gyus me tpying is rlaxing it is cnonstant noise and luke siooioooo clamig
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Nov 11, 2012 1:06:41 GMT -5
Post by annie on Nov 11, 2012 1:06:41 GMT -5
HELO HELO C-C)SN UO HRE ME
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Nov 11, 2012 1:08:12 GMT -5
Post by annie on Nov 11, 2012 1:08:12 GMT -5
thus cihck left hre chapstkc i nmy car bit it nt stic kits eos bsll i dont dunertands
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Nov 11, 2012 1:09:12 GMT -5
Post by annie on Nov 11, 2012 1:09:12 GMT -5
hwo is chpstack a bull it defys gavitry
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